harry potter + prisoner of azkaban
Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.
Plot twist: It’s also the first episode of Sherlock Season 3.
I’VE BEEN GUARDING MY TREASURE JAWN
its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it
this text post hit me like a train
Q: What was your favourite "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a..."
fill in the blank sort of line?KU: My favouite one is uhhh
"Dammit, I'm a doctor not an escalator!"
I think that's my favourite.
getting drunk with bones and filling spock’s room with tribbles to piss him off
IT IS POSSIBLE TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY AND STILL BE PERFECTLY HAPPY
tumblr has proven this.
if you’re reading this ur fucking cute
Pity only the man who denies himself pleasure.